And then the game seems to start fretting that we’re not quite invested enough in proceedings and goes “Wait, I know what will fix this! Survival crafting elements!” Oh here we fucking go. Maybe they’ve all been widdling in the rivers. The world is boned, and also in the plot of the video game the world is boned, and killing the seven colossi will in some way help. Praey for the Gods doesn’t make it quite so clear. your girlfriend has carked it and you’re hoping if you murder a few skyscrapers her spirit will be caught by the gravitational pull of your gigantic balls.
Only where in Shadow of the Colossus you’re doing it for very coherent and emotionally affecting story reasons, i.e.
Praey for the gods armor series#
You’re a traveller who comes to a distant land and gets told by a weird mystical disembodied voice in a temple to go to a series of ambulatory historical interest sites and duff them up. And Praey for the Gods is Shadow of the Colossus but shorter and not as really good. Inconveniently, however, I have, and even less conveniently, I very clearly remember it being really good. Anyway, quick summary: Praey for the Gods is a third person open world game that I imagine one would probably look upon a lot more charitably had one never heard of Shadow of the Colossus.
Still a better option than Praey for the Gods, I’d say, ‘cos that’s both not a pun and not a fucking word. And they couldn’t call it P-R-A-Y for the Gods, ‘cos that’s not a pun. Apparently they couldn’t call it P-R-E-Y for the Gods ‘cos of concern it’d get confused with P-R-E-Y the other game. Things have gotten a bit off the rails here on the Zero Punctuation express, but now we’re getting back on track and the buffet car has tentatively brought out the individually wrapped pastries again, let’s talk about a game from last year I’ve been meaning to review, Praey for the Gods. We have a merch store as well! Visit the store for brand new ZP merch.
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